These Jokes suck.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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bees knees

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Basically copying you.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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