What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

im a dragon, no im not

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

pickle sniffer

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Mark Wilson

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

Whats better than 24? 25.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Women's sports.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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