What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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What's the difference between a duck?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Okay, one second.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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