- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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