Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

... i forgot the joke :p

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

matty russel are you on here

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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