Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Dance is a sport

TWIX PAUSE!

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Mark Wilson

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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