Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

A white person at Harvard

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Make little things count Teach midgets math

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

A black person walks out of KFC

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Justin Bieber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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