Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What's funnier than 68 69

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

xavier stop

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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