-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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Joke.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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