A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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GONNA

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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