What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Knock knock. Is someone there?

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

A midget walks under a bar

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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