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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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