- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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