Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What time is it? 20:45.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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