How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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you are a åsshole :)

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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