Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

you know whats funny the letter Q

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

knock knock who's there no one

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Jacob Edwards has friends

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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