how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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fruit salad?

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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