What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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suck my balls mr.garison

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Gorden Brown.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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