how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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A white person at Harvard

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Anti Joke

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