How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

Womens Rights.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

womens rights

oh no, i've lost my tractor

I've got a dig bick

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Womans profesional lacrosse

A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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