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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a barn.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

I killed someone today. :D

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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