- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

Christians pornstars.

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

What's the difference between a duck?

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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