- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Jacob Edwards has friends

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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