what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Cancer

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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