why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Gorden Brown.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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A Jew! Bless you.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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What's funnier than 68 69

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