Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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womens rights

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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I've got a dig bick

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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