- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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