What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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WNBA

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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