- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Life is an elephant, get married.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

A horse walks into a barn.

baby seal walks into a club

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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