- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

How much Is a free app on my market?

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Republicans

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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