How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Patriarchy.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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suck my balls mr.garison

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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