knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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A man made a sandwich.

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Poop swing

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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