what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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BOTTOM!!!

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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