whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Women's sports.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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