I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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