- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

whats black and white? a zebra

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

"33"

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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