Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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