- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

hi will

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

a man walked into a bar ouch

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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your moms my other ride

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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