- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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