- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

one day i went to bed

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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