An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Nickelback

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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baby seal walks into a club

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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