Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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What's big and white?

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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