- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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