What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Take off your shoes.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Neither does he.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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