- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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