♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

hi will

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

i like turtals and kids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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