- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

whats brown and sticky? shit

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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