What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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A whale's vagina

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A man buys a prius

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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