Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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