- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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