HEY YOU!!!!

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

These Jokes suck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

luke moore cant pull it back

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

a man walked into a bar ouch

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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