- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

What's clear and wet? water

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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