What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

luke moore cant pull it back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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