so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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