What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Michael Brown

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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