How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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