- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Jews

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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