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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

I'm a raging homosexual.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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