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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

whats black and white? a zebra

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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