- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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