A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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Ron Paul for President!

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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