- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

bryden is a faggot

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

justin bieber

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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