- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

The Detroit Lions

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Fiats

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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