Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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That's not what she said.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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