guy walks into a bar, ouch

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

Erectile Dysfunction.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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