- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

a man is running away

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Women's rights.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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