- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

women's rights.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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